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Father and Son
By: Anonymous
Published: 06/24/2000
A young boy comes home upset, the father asks him whats the matter. He says that everyonre is making fun of him at school.
The father asks him why, and the son says it is because he doesn't know the difference between Pussy & Cunt.
The father tells the son to come to his bedroom tonight around 10:00pm but be very quiet.
10:00pm comes and the son enters the room, the father calls him over and lifts up the sheets and says "see that right there son, thats a pussy". The boy is all happy saying oh, that's a pussy--the boy then asks his father, "can i touch it",
The father says no, you will wake up the Cunt.....
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Believe
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started by
PannamaRedd
(08.04.2000 8:36:36 PM EST)
We hold these truths to be self evident
As you go thru life, whatever be your goal, keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole
Believe
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started by
PannamaRedd
(08.04.2000 7:44:53 PM EST)
We hold these truths to be self evident
As you go thru life, whatever be your goal, keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole
Gosh
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started by
kickme
(06.24.2000 9:20:17 AM EST)
Geez this joke waz just on here! Unless i'm going crazy which iz quite a possibility!
U all suK
1st
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started by
deeznutz
(06.24.2000 0:08:58 AM EST)
lil boy want's to touch his mom pussy
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
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