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"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: Fool me once, shame on [pause] shame on you. [Pause] Fool me [long, uncomfortable, agonizing pause] you can't get fooled again."Source: The Washington Post, "The Reliable Source," Lloyd Grove, Sept. 18, 2002
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"When I was in Boy Scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#228 THere is a town in South Dakota named 'Tea'.
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so ugly when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.
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Q: What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary right after sex?
A: I'll be home in 15 minutes.
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 A Lesson Learned | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 10/21/2001 | | |  |
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.
"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
However," he pointed out, "There is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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