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    How To Achieve 100% In Life

    By: RachelBabylonPublished: 11/06/2001
     
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    We've all been in situations where someone in our lives wants more than 100%. Here's a little math that might prove helpful. Begin by noting the following.


    IF:
    A = 1
    B = 2
    C = 3
    D = 4
    E = 5
    F = 6
    G = 7
    H = 8
    I = 9
    J = 10
    K = 11
    L = 12
    M = 13
    N = 14
    O = 15
    P = 16
    Q = 17
    R = 18
    S = 19
    T = 20
    U = 21
    V = 22
    W = 23
    X = 24
    Y = 25
    Z = 26
    Then:
    H A R D W O R K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

    Similarly,
    K N O W L E D G E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

    But this is interesting ...(and as you'd expect),
    A T T I T U D E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ...
    This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

    But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE) is
    B U L L S H I T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    So now you know what folks really want when they want you to exceed 100%.

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    what about... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (11.06.2002 9:17:03 PM EST)

    L+A+Z+I+N+E+S+S=105%

    "Wank on. Wank off."

    G-O-O-F-B-A-L-L (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (11.06.2001 10:20:09 AM EST)


    Only 70% - somehow, that seem appropriate.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    100% (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.06.2001 9:15:35 AM EST)


    I'm the Attitude kind of guy.

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