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Nair That Hair Away

By: SeaweedyPublished: 06/27/2002
 
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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears, and cleaned both ears, and then the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some Nair hair remover and rub in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some Nair hair remover. The druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says, "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs. If you must know I'm going to use it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says, "In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week."

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    I can also... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.27.2002 2:58:59 PM EST)

    ...tell you the punch line of tomorrow's joke if you don't believe me about my Joke Prowess.

    Nah, I don't want to ruin it for you guys.

    I wish... (3 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.27.2002 2:45:11 AM EST)

    ...Roger would have asked me this one too.

    Hahahahaha

    So ladies ...... (2 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.27.2002 2:39:38 AM EST)

    do you put Nair on your 'poodle' ? LOL

    woo hooo (0 replies)  
    started by acidinterval
    (06.27.2002 1:44:49 AM EST)

    awesome joke seaweedy

    are you laughing at me? :)

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