Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, "My name is Joe, and I am an alcoholic"?
Why are they called "stairs" inside, but "steps" outside?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no-one would eat?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out"?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?
