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started by
beo469
(09.01.2003 11:57:10 AM EST)
are fucked up...Ha ha ha
I dont get it
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started by
oxbrain
(08.31.2003 12:31:08 PM EST)
Are you supposed to have your foot sticking straight out? I moved my foot above the floor clockwise, draw a six, it doesn't do anything
"Wank on. Wank off."
Damn...
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started by
michaelcarl
(08.29.2003 10:17:26 AM EST)
I fell down.
I made sure no one was in the house when I tried it.
It did it to me.
Hahahahahaha
Hey TJ does this also work when you are wanking off?
LOL
Say what?
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started by
tjshere
(08.29.2003 2:29:27 AM EST)
I can barely stand at this point, I ain't about to try that until I've had about a gallon of coffee. Any volunteers to help pick me up after I fall? LOL
DAMN!!!
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started by
roger
(08.29.2003 1:45:13 AM EST)
Gloria walked in on me while I was doing it.
You wanna email her tomorrow Rob and let her know I'm not crazy?
hahahahahaha
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