Laura Bush visits a major hospital to participate in the grand opening of a new wing. Before the ceremony, she is shown around the new facility by a nurse.
On her way, she hears moans coming from a patient's room. She goes into the room to investigate, and she is shocked to find that the man in bed is masturbating.
She asks the nurse "Why is that man doing that?"
The nurse replies "Oh, he's got to relieve himself every so often because of a disorder he has."
"Oh, all right then," Mrs. Bush says, and moves on, but a short time later she hears more moans, this time from another room. She looks in the room and sees a nurse giving a patient a blowjob.
Mrs. Bush asks her escort, "Why is that nurse giving that man a blowjob?"
Her nurse escort says "Oh, he's got the same disorder as the first patient, only this man has better health insurance!"
