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5 Year Old Employee

By: robnoxiousPublished: 08/16/2006
 
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A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the- rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars.

The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own money at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us."

"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the fucking sheetrock..."

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    love it,, but (0 replies)
    started by livetofall
    (08.20.2006 5:44:41 AM EST)

    that should have been a 10-story they were building , if it was a house she would have said that in spanish :P

    Ivory or... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (08.16.2006 7:26:17 PM EST)

    maybe lie soap, yep lie soap diffenitly!

    I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.

    WaaaaaaaaHahahahahahaha! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.16.2006 12:02:06 PM EST)


    Oh man, that one really hit me funny! I'm ROTF here! ^5!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I'll bet (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.16.2006 8:55:31 AM EST)


    they got more work out of her than anybody can get out of my daughter's boyfriend.

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