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Not Happy

By: linglehaPublished: 10/01/2007
 
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This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at a stop light while not really paying attention.

Anyway, the fellow who was driving got out ... and he was a dwarf .

He said "I'm not happy!"

I said "Well, which one are you then?

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    He was probably (0 replies)  
    started by bd2son
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    "I'll head you in the groin and let you figure it out after you get out of the hospital" dwarf....

    (_E=mc˛_)

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