"Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."-ibid
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"We offer the party as a big tent. How we do that within the platform, the preamble to the platform, or whatnot, that remains to be seen. But that message will have to be articulated with great clarity." — Former Vice President Dan Quayle
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#88 A ten gallon hat holds less then one gallon of liquid.
Yo Mama ...
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A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street
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really doing
great, aren't you?" The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful." The Doctor
said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."
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