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An Egg's Life

By: DrEvilPublished: 01/31/1999
 
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So you think your life is bad.

Just think how bad the life of an egg is...

  • You only get laid once.
  • You only get eaten once.
  • It takes 4 minutes to get hard, and
  • 2 minutes to get soft.
  • You have to share a box with 11 other guys
  • And the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!

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    an eggs life (0 replies)
    started by nyomi
    (04.08.2001 1:35:43 AM EST)

    love it. Good thinking !now how do I raise the page so I can send to a friend ?

    well... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (01.31.2001 10:31:27 PM EST)

    think of their chances at being a rooster and fucking 30 hens constantly for your entire life...
    it's like winning the lottery I guess...

    "They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

    first (0 replies)
    started by kngnothen
    (01.31.2001 5:44:54 PM EST)

    i am first i am the man what what lol lol hahahhaha u all suck

    since eggs arent living things (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (01.31.2001 3:17:57 PM EST)

    i really dont think it bothers them too much

    We're going to infest

    Make (0 replies)
    started by thelizard
    (01.31.2001 8:19:49 AM EST)

    Make mine fried w/ a side of turkey bacon.

    Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

    Semi-charmed life (0 replies)
    started by Marco99
    (01.31.2001 2:28:20 AM EST)

    Eggs have it hard, don't they? So glad to be a human, and the FIRST on this thread...Coolness.

    Semi-charmed life (0 replies)  
    started by Marco99
    (01.31.2001 2:27:54 AM EST)

    Eggs have it hard, don't they? So glad to be a human, and the FIRST on this thread...Coolness.

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