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Life is Backwards

By: RDWalkerPublished: 02/19/1999
 
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you go live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young, You get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities, you become a little baby.
You go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...

You finish off as an orgasm.

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    It isnt leary. its George Carlin you mindles fuckhead. I think there should be a short intelligence test before one is allowed to post messages.
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