John was driving his brand new Ferrari into town on a very
windy day. He came upon a big hill and saw a man riding his
bike
along the highway. The man was huffing and puffing to get up
the steep hill and John felt sorry for him so he pulled over and
asked him, "Do you need a ride into town?"
"That would be mighty kind of you mister" the man said. "But
where can we put my bike?"
John said, "Well, I know it won't fit in my trunk and I
don't want to put it on top because it might scratch my car.
But I got a rope in my trunk and we could tie it from my bumper
to your bike and if I start
going too fast, you just ring that
little bell on your bike."
"Well that sounds like a good idea," the man said. So they
headed off into town and came upon a stoplight.
Just then another man pulled up next to John in a Ferrari.
The other man looked over and said to John, "Hey, you wanna
race?"
John, forgetting all about the man on his bike, said, "You
bet!"
The light turned green and they tore off out of town. They
were still neck and neck when they went
speeding past a state
trooper. The state trooper clocked them doing 95 miles an
hour.
The trooper, thinking he was seeing things, called up his
partner back at the station and said, "Hey Tom, you won't
believe what I just saw. I clocked two Ferrari's doing 95 miles
an hour outside of town, and a man on his bike, ringing his bell
trying to pass them!"
