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 Supermodel Mind At Work | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 06/04/1999 | | |  |
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Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are
flying to a supermodels conference in Paris, when
the captain
of the plane announces: "We have just lost power to the engines
and are going to make an emergency crash landing - assume the
brace position immediately!" Immediately the three models start
preparing for the worst.
Claudia pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her
face. Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask: "What in the hell are
you doing fixing your make-up when we are about to fricking
crash!" Claudia responds: I know for a fact the rescue workers
will search
for, and save first, the ones who have the best
looking faces- which is why I'm putting on my make-up."
Cindy Crawford rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful
mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity.
Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: "Cindy, have you lost
your senses?? Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to
see when we are about to die!" Cindy responds: "I have it on
good authority in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to
save first
the women with big beautiful breasts- which is why I
am exposing my breasts!"
Not hesitating, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and panties
to expose her love triangle." Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy
yell: "Naomi - Are you crazy?? Why are you exposing your crotch
for everyone to see??" Calmly, Naomi responds: "I know for a
fact the first thing the rescue workers look for in plane
crashes is a black box!!"
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