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"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective." -George W. Bush, during a White House press conference, Feb. 22, 2001
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"A lot of people think it's going to take the mustard off the World Series. Well, the World Series will always have mustard on it. Anytime you're playing for that ring, there's going to be mustard involved."
— Releiver Lee Smith, when asked if interleague play had taken the "luster" off the World Series
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#18 A jellyfish is 95% water.
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... is so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle... is so fat, !
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Q. How can you piss off your wife while making love?
A. Call her from your cell phone.
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 Technically Correct | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 06/29/1999 | | |  |
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Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place
had an annual contest picking
two of the best patients and gives
them two questions. If they got them correct, they're deemed
cured and free to go.
Jon was called into the doctor's office first and asked if he
understood that he'd be free if he answered the questions
correctly. The doctor said, "Jon, what would happen if I poked
out one of your eyes?"
Jon said, "I'd be half blind."
"That's correct. What if I poked out both eyes?"
"I'd be completely blind." The doctor stood up, shook
Jon's
hand, and told him he was free.
On Jon's way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Jon
mentioned the exam to Amanpreet. He told him what questions were
going to be asked and gave him the answers.
So Amanpreet came in. The doctor went thru the formalities and
asked, "What would happen if I cut off one ear?"
Amanpreet, remembering what Jon had said was the correct answer
said,
"I'd be half blind."
The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went
on. "What if I cut
off the other ear?"
"I'd be completely blind," Amanpreet answered.
"Amanpreet, can you explain how you'd be *blind*?"
"My hat would fall down over my eyes."
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