A daughter comes home from the peace corps in Uganda and
surprises her mother who is in the process of lighting the
Friday night candles and serving the matzoh ball soup.
The mother is so thrilled she can't stop hugging and kissing
her daughter.
Finally she says, "Sit down, darling. Tell me all about what
you were doing."
Her daughter says, "Mom, I got married."
"Oy, mazeltov," says the mother. "How could you do that without
telling me? What's he like? What does he do? Where is he?"
"He's waiting outside on the porch while I tell you."
"What are you talking about? Bring him in. I want to meet my
new son-in-law."
The daughter brings him in and to her consternation the mother
sees a black man standing before her wearing a big grin, a
feathered cod piece, an enormous head dress, animal tooth beads
and he is holding a very tall spear in an upright position.
The mother grabs her daughter, slaps her back and forth on both
cheeks and screams, "Dummy, Stupid, Idiot... I said RICH
doctor!"
