"I mentioned early on that I recognize there are hurdles, and we're going toachieve those hurdles."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush," Jan. 22,2003
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"When the sun comes up, I have morals again." — Elayne Boosler, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#222 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star was composed by Mozart when he was five years old.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
One Liners
Q: What's the best thing about a bj? A: Ten minutes of silence.
a penguin was driving down the road when an awful racket
sounded under his car - he pulled in to the nearest gas station
and asked the attendant if he could see what was wrong. The
attendant said he could but it would take about an hour. The
penquin asked if there was anywhere for him to go for that hour
and the attendant directed him to a snack bar. An hour later
the penquin returned and asked the attendant if he had found
the problem and the attendant looked at him and said "buddy it
looks like you've blown a seal" and the penquin replied "oh no
I've just been eating some vanilla ice cream"
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