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"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
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"In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every sooften I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a callfrom a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out.""
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#199 The largest cheesecake ever-made weighed 57,508 lbs.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
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Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
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 Ahhh Yard Work | | By: DonnaB | Published: 09/06/1999 | | |  |
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There's this couple doing yard work and the wife stops to go up and take a shower. The guy is looking for the rake and yells to his wife, who looks out of the upstairs bathroom window, "Where's the rake?"
She can't hear him, so he points to his eye (I), points to his knee (need) and then makes raking motions.
"What?" she yells. So he goes through the whole routine again.
She nods like she gets it and then points to her eye, squeezes her left breast, slaps her ass, and then rubs her crotch. Her husband is somewhat confused, though totally aroused, so he quickly goes in the house, up the stairs, and into the bathroom. "What did you say?"
I said: eye, left tit, behind, the bush."
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