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Poor Dog

By: sexybeachPublished: 06/06/2000
 
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As a pregnant woman was walking home from the grocery store one night she was mugged and shot in the stomach three times.

She survived and so did the children...all three of them. She ended up giving birth to tripletts that night. She delivered two girls and a boy.

A few days after the childrens 12th birthday, one of the girls came up to Mom and told her that she had just pissed out a bullet.

The next day the second girl came to her and said the same.

The day after that the boy came to his mother and asked to have a word with her.

"Let me guess," the mother said. "You just pissed out a bullet."

"No," the boy said. "I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"

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stupid (0 replies)
started by rotjovi
(12.15.2001 10:26:47 PM EST)

stupid

good job

there real cool (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.17.2001 9:58:26 PM EST)

i realy like goofball i think it is real neat.

ha ha (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.01.2001 9:17:09 PM EST)

did you like that?

Love ya

Puh-leeeeze!!!!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.06.2000 8:30:10 PM EST)

12 years old? that's disgusting!!

Puh-leeeeze!!!!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.06.2000 8:28:51 PM EST)

12 years old? that's disgusting!!

My First hunting experience (0 replies)
started by scorp3
(06.06.2000 5:07:25 PM EST)

I can't say that I shot the dog but I did give FARRAH Faucett .THE poster, A VERY GOOD WORK OUT.As A teen. Thought it was A killer joke.

scorp3

Blank (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.06.2000 3:13:20 PM EST)

Does this mean that from now on he will be shooting blanks? I bet he has hairy palms, that little shit. Stop jerking off or you'll go blind!!!!!

heheh (1 reply)
started by kickme
(06.06.2000 6:37:19 AM EST)

Thats old heard that one a long time ago! but still really funny! hehe

U all suK

Never shot a bullet... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.06.2000 1:58:15 AM EST)

...but I shot my wad.

;o)

Blam Blam Blam!! (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(06.06.2000 0:34:44 AM EST)

Imagine if he had sex with that bullet...even though this is impossible, just pretend, people..or I'll slap you with my weiner!

That happened to me once (0 replies)  
started by BobtheMidget
(06.06.2000 0:15:02 AM EST)

Good one. Almost choked on my food when I read this I laughed so hard.

first (0 replies)
started by aaaa
(06.06.2000 0:13:43 AM EST)

first

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