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Two psychiatrists were sitting in the cafeteria of the local loony bin drinking their morning coffee discussing the Freudian slip.
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Kinshane is a bitch
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.20.2000 2:32:50 PM EST)
don't listen to that cunt, that joke was funny as hell
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