"The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who willnot stain the house."-Des Moines Register debate, Iowa, Jan. 15, 2000
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Q: What is the difference between meat and fish? A: If you beat your fish, it will die.
Two tall trees were growing in the woods. A small tree began to grow between them. One tree said to the other: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The other said he could not tell.
Just then a woodpecker landed on the sapling. The tall tree said, "Woodpecker, you're a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker took a taste of the small tree. He replied, "Neither. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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haha
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started by
PetShopBoy
(10.24.2000 4:48:07 PM EST)
lol.. I thought it was pretty funny. It was relatively to the point and didn't beat around the bush and take forever like some of the jokes on here.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.19.2000 9:47:55 AM EST)
This joke blows duck888!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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started by
prettyangel
(10.17.2000 6:23:53 PM EST)
THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE HEARD IN A WHILE!!! I GUESS I AM EASILYM AMUSED SINCE NO ONE ELSE SEEMED TO LIKE IT!!
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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started by
prettyangel
(10.17.2000 6:19:14 PM EST)
THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE HEARD IN A WHILE!!! I GUESS I AM EASILYM AMUSED SINCE NO ONE ELSE SEEMED TO LIKE IT!!
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
Hey KingOfAllMedia:
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.17.2000 8:53:21 AM EST)
Let SuicideKing give you one of his cookies and then all these jokes will seem funny.
jesus christ
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started by
kingofallmedia420
(10.16.2000 9:32:32 PM EST)
c'mon git your shit together and make me laugh
The Canadians are already starting to hear trees talk and swapping jokes with woodpeckers.
Take time to stop and smell the panties.
holy god
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started by
rook30505
(10.16.2000 1:27:21 AM EST)
that sucked my left testicle
"You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"
Cute
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started by
someguy17
(10.16.2000 1:14:04 AM EST)
You never find jokes quite this wholesome anymore. Very interesting
He he....
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started by
mizike
(10.16.2000 1:05:45 AM EST)
Thats a good one....
I think I'm gonna puke...
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