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Speech Impediment Boy

By: dragongrrl0Published: 11/30/2000
 
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Billy, a little boy with a speech impediment, decided to go shopping one day.

He first went to the grocery store, and walked down the candy isle. He picked out a packet of gum, walked to the counter, and asked the clerk, "How mush is this bum?" The clerk looked at the little boy and was confused until he saw the gum the boy had in his hands. He rang the gum up and let the boy on his way.

Then Billy decided it was time to go to the hardware store. He walked in and knew exactly what he wanted but didn't know where to find it. So he walked up a counter and asked, "Where can I find a fuckit?" The man looked at the little boy. He asked the boy to explain, and after five minutes of practically playing sharades, he figured out that the little boy wanted a bucket. So the little boy bought his bucket and went on his way.

Next stop? The pet store...and little Billy loved nothing more than cocker spaniels. He exitedly ran into the store searching for a cocker, and finally rest his eyes on one. He ran to the clerk and tugged on his apron, asking, "I want the cock and spankit!" The clerk saw the puppy that the boy was pointing at and instantly knew what he wanted. The little boy finally got himself a dog.

Happily satisfied with his shopping choices, he walked towards his own home to show everyone what he had gotten. As he was walking along, the puppy got a little too excited and started to jump around and get off the leash. Finally the puppy yanked the leash so hard, that the little boy's hand lost grip.

As this happened the little boy ran up to and old man on the sidewalk and asked him, "Will you hold my bum and fuckit, while I chase my cock and spankit?"

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    What? (0 replies)
    started by dragongrrl0
    (12.25.2000 3:57:02 PM EST)

    Before you respond to something I said with an insult, why don't you first find out who i was talking to, and it wasn't you.

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    When I was a kid.... (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.03.2000 1:31:22 PM EST)

    In the old days, that is before the Politically Correct crap took over, a "bum" referred to a hobo, an out-of-work, down-on-his-luck person who rode in rail-road box cars, or what we now call "a homeless person".

    The British refer to there buttocks as a "bum" and they mispelled "ass" as "arse".

    This joke was obviously imported into the U.S. from England without going through the proper translation. Joke smuggling always gets overlooked at the airports.

    dragongrrl0 should be taken out back and shot for screwing up the joke.

    How does your ass fit in? (1 reply)
    started by dragongrrl0
    (12.01.2000 8:18:27 PM EST)

    How could "ass" be part of the joke. The little boy has a speech inmpediment. He can't call the gum, "ass". So get over yourself.

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    No, I think it goes.. (1 reply)
    started by mizike
    (12.01.2000 5:47:56 PM EST)

    "Fuck you all, it's just a joke"

    whataloser (0 replies)
    started by wickedcircusfreak
    (11.30.2000 10:36:07 PM EST)

    the joke was: he bought an ass, a fuckit, and a cock and spank it. His actual quote was: "Could you hold my ass and fuckit, while I grab my cock and spank it." come on ppl, learn how to tell a joke for once

    UP YOURS CLOWNY (0 replies)
    started by xcytible1
    (11.30.2000 10:26:04 AM EST)

    That joke is older than the internet itself and dont belive that "your friend" has any copywrite on it. If your friends sight was so damn grand, why the hell are you here? Yea some of the joke may be lame or old, but DONT TREAD ON GOOFBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

    You Bitches (1 reply)
    started by twiztidclown713
    (11.30.2000 7:34:27 AM EST)

    That joke was copied from my friends website, it started with a hindu and he got a bud light, but said butt, and when went to chase his dog he grabs it not chases it you f*ckin' dumb asses, you guys can't think oh new shit you just copy it and change it you freaks!!!

    they left off the end... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (11.30.2000 3:25:10 AM EST)

    did the old man hold his bum and fuck it? they left off the end here..lol...maybe the old man was Albert Fish, the s3ri4l kill3r who liked to mutilate little kids and have sex with them and butcher them and make stews from the meat....yeah, probably it was him...or that's what I heard anyways. From a blind monk in the Himalayans, he wore one sock and had a cloak of fleece


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    started by rook30505
    (11.30.2000 1:33:40 AM EST)

    that was good.I laugh now.I'm first

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