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This guy died and ended up in hell. Satan, having a warped sense of humor, told the guy he would have a choice of three doors to spend the rest of eternity in.
Inside the first door was a room full of people standing on their head on a hardwood floor. The guy says show me the next one before I make a choice.
Inside the second door there is a room full of people standing on their head on a hardwood floor, but they have a cushion under their head.The guy says show me the next door.
Inside the third door is a room full of people standing waist deep in shit, drinking coffee. The guy immediately says this is for me.
So he is given a cup and wades right in. Then a buzzer goes off and he hears a voice on the loud speaker say, "BREAK TIME OVER, EVERYONE BACK ON YOUR HEADS!!!"
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Jez, this one's old
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started by
peterli
(03.06.2001 2:59:12 AM EST)
Years ago, in the forces, we used to say 'back on your heads' at the end of a break, it was old and lame even then......
Yeah! ah 1, 2! ah 1, 2!
what the FUCK ya gonna DO!?!??!
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