Useful Phrases for High Stress Days
By: nakeddancer	Published: 03/05/2001
Well, aren't we just a ray of sunshine? Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. Do I look like a damn people person? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescentlighting. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my dog. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be...? Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Do they ever shut up on your planet? I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? You look like shit. Is that the style now? Ohh? Did I step on your poor little bitty ego? If I spread you with Preparation H, would you shrink down and become less irritating? Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Here's the best phrase! :) (0 replies) started by duck888 (03.07.2001 3:32:07 PM EST) My doctor says, "When you are stress out, you should fondle titties. Then, all your worries go away!"

if this guy (1 reply) started by paparoach1 (03.05.2001 12:10:39 PM EST) was going for funny,he missed We're going to infest

I'm sorry (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.05.2001 10:03:22 AM EST) This is NOT shit. I took my medication and I feel better now. You don't need to get a life. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.05.2001 10:03:11 AM EST) This is NOT shit. I took my medication and I feel better now. You don't need to get a life. I'm sorry.

your mum (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.05.2001 3:57:23 AM EST) this site is shit!!!!!!! get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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