There are these two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude
woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day, an angel flew down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brought the two to life.
The angel tells them both, "As a reward for being so patient through a
hundred blazing summers and bitterly cold winters, I am giving you the
gift of life for thirty minutes, to do whatever your heart's desire."
The nude couple look at each other, hearts pounding, and they go running
behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and
giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and
laughing.
The angel says to them, "You have fifteen minutes remaining."
"Would you care to do it again?" he asks her. "Shall we?"
She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions -- this time, I hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head!"
