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By: misspkPublished: 06/10/2002
 
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John and David were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking passed the hospital swimming pool, John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in and saved him. He swam to the bottom of the pool and pulled John out.

The medical director came to know of David's heroic act. He immediately ordered that David be discharged from the Mental Hospital, as he considered him to be OK.

The Doctor said, "We have good news and bad news for you, David! The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient you must be mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient whom you saved, Mr. John, hung himself in the bathroom, and died."

David replied, "Doctor, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry."

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    I will comment (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (06.10.2002 11:14:45 PM EST)

    too damn funny pk I laughed I cried and I laughed again.....lmfao
    good one

    BIG JOHN

    Hey (2 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (06.10.2002 4:32:26 PM EST)

    I also knew a guy who was mental too. He was also a black, lesbian, single parent. So I'm don't feel it appropriate to comment.

    Marvin and Roger Suck Goats

    clap crappity tip trap (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (06.10.2002 3:43:28 PM EST)

    the best part about being in the mental hospital is craft time. oh and cookies.


    §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG
    Killers are silent

    This is closer to the truth (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.10.2002 8:16:54 AM EST)

    than people realize.....and NO it wasn't me who has been in and out of the hospitals.

    I knew John (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.10.2002 4:02:52 AM EST)

    or a real life version of him ... so I'll just refrain from commenting further.

    5^ to PK though

    lmao (0 replies)  
    started by obiwan
    (06.10.2002 1:48:48 AM EST)

    well it is only logical isnt it?

    That was funny PK.

    Now for the orgasm ppl who claim first must feel.

    ~Obiwan~

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