Friendship Poem With a Twist
By: br2001	Published: 10/01/2002
Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself! (And remember, a friend will help you move, but a really good friend will help you move a body. Friend, When you are sad... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. When you are blue... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile... I'll know you farted. When you are scared... I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are worried... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When you are confused... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. When you are sick... Stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have. When you fall... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath... pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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This is a repeat (0 replies) started by kweenbee (10.05.2002 11:35:28 PM EST) Why are there repeats on here and my originals never come up? Love the country, live to pee outside!

the test of a true friend (0 replies) started by suicideking (10.01.2002 7:24:53 PM EST) will they help you hide the body... §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG Killers are silent

I agree....... (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (10.01.2002 6:58:00 AM EST) I will do all that.

It's funny (0 replies) started by marvin (10.01.2002 5:19:35 AM EST) and sadly true

If........ (1 reply)   started by tjshere (10.01.2002 3:28:21 AM EST) You forward this to 674 of your friends, Margaret Thatcher will appear on your screen doing a strip-tease. I don't know how it works but I swear it's the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

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