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The Afterlife

By: misspkPublished: 11/09/2002
 
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.

"Mary... Mary..."

"Is that you Fred?"

"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."

"What is it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again."

"Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven."

"Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."

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    Hahahahahaaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (11.10.2002 7:59:24 PM EST)
    Now that's a good joke.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    hey Roger (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (11.10.2002 1:40:45 PM EST)
    would that be a sperm whale?


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    Killers are silent

    I'm coming back as a whale (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (11.10.2002 10:56:41 AM EST)

    Think how popular I'd be with women if I could breathe through the top of my head
    Heaven for Fred I'm sure (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (11.09.2002 7:25:21 AM EST)
    sometimes I think even now that my husband is a rabbit.
    Thanks for the chuckle PK, hope you're doing fine.

    ;)

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    Is this heaven? (3 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.09.2002 0:48:46 AM EST)
    No, it's Iowa.

    Although PK is making Kansas sound pretty heavenly. PK, can you turn Ohio into heaven for me? ;^)

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
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