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Dead Goldfish

By: acidintervalPublished: 11/10/2002
 
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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, not looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your damn cat."

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    oh yeah? (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (11.10.2002 1:37:24 PM EST)

    well my gerbil died... "why's the hole so big?"...it was inside your mom's ass


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    ^5, Acid! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.10.2002 10:48:51 AM EST)

    I hope the kid keeps buying goldfish and the neighbor keeps buying cats. We could make this a weekly routine.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    pretty snazzy, huh?

    HELL YEAH (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (11.10.2002 2:20:52 AM EST)


    Now that's what I'm talking about...

    Good one Acid

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