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Lost Gas Cap

By: acidintervalPublished: 11/15/2002
 
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This is a true story ...

I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost. Well, he thought for a second and realized that other people must have done the same thing, and that it was worth going back to look by the side of the road since even if he couldn't find his own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit. Sure enough, he hadn't been searching long when he found a gas cap. He tried it on, and it went into place with a satisfying click.

"Great," he thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found another one that fits. And this one's even better because it locks ..."

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    Sounds like my mentality (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (11.16.2002 1:21:39 AM EST)

    good joke acid.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I love ... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (11.15.2002 6:56:30 AM EST)

    lost Gas Cap Stories, mine involves a Harley a Burrito and a lots of beer.

    Oh geez. LOL! (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.15.2002 6:02:32 AM EST)

    Well, depending on how much you like this friend, you could suggest he cut the cap off with a cutting torch. Hehehehehe.

    Great tale here, Acid. Thanks, dude.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    pretty snazzy, huh?

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