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Piles Of Them

By: marvinPublished: 09/02/2003
 
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A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had.

He said, "Shingles." So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.

A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.

He said, "Shingles."

The doctor said, "Where?"

He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (09.02.2003 7:24:24 PM EST)

    sense the dr made him wait so long I hope the guy was charging by the hour

    this was good......I never heard it before


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    Tuckers are often misconstrued (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.02.2003 9:20:24 AM EST)


    I think it may have something to do with them dressed up like cowboys.

    That's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

    Shit on the shingles (1 reply)  
    started by roger
    (09.02.2003 1:19:17 AM EST)


    or chipped beef on toast...

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