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Blind Guy In The Diner

By: bigjohn2Published: 09/21/2003
 
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A blind man walked into a diner and made a strange request to his waiter. He asked if he could have the unwashed fork of the last customer the waiter waited on. The perplexed waiter agreed and handed the blind man the unwashed fork. The blind man proceeded to put it in his mouth and said, "Hmmm, the meatloaf and mashed potatoes are good here. I'll have that."

The next day, the blind man returned to the diner and did the same thing.

Now, on the third day, the waiter saw the blind man coming into the diner.

He still didn't believe what the blind man was capable of, and he wanted to trick him. So he quickly grabbed a fork and asked his waitress wife, Debbie, to pull down her panties and rub it between her legs.

When the blind man asked for the fork, the waiter gave him the fork with a big smile on his face.

The blind man put it in his mouth, and said, "Hmmm, I didn't know Debbie worked here."

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    damn I forgot (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.21.2003 8:54:40 PM EST)

    about this one had to reread it....lmfao
    and I do vote on some posts!!!!!
    not all but when I have time I do....

    ROFLMAO!!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.21.2003 10:50:46 AM EST)


    I wasn't expecting that punchline. Hilarious and new to boot! WTG, BJ!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I never vote either (4 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.21.2003 8:16:44 AM EST)


    so from one non-voter to another non-voter,
    hell I'll give you a "5"

    LMAO (1 reply)  
    started by roger
    (09.21.2003 1:23:13 AM EST)


    That's a new one on me. First time I've heard it and it's hilarious.

    Since you never vote I guess I'll do the same..

    This was funny as hell though.

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