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 Final Countdown | | By: acidinterval | Published: 09/20/2003 | | |  |
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A man hadn't been feeling well, so he went to a doctor to get a complete checkup. "I'm afraid I have some bad news," the doctor told him. "You're dying, and you dont have much time left."
"That's terrible," the man said. "how long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor said.
"Ten, Doc?" the man asked. "Ten what? Ten years? Ten months? Ten weeks?"
The doctor looked at his watch, shook his heas and said, "Nine, Eight, Seven....."
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