"I don't speak ill of anybody in the process here. I think if you went back and looked at my comments, you will see I don't attack." —Bush, in the same interview. (The Washington Post reported on Feb. 20 that the Bush re-election campaign will spend "tens of millions of dollars" on a negative ad campaign focusing on the likely Democratic nominee, Sen. John Kerry.)
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"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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Yo Mama ...
is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
One Liners
Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? A: Lexington, Kentucky . .He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
13. Psychotic Mood Shift
12. Pack My Stuff
11. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
10. Perpetual Munching Spree
9. Puffy Mid-Section
8. People Make Me Sick
7. Provide Me with Sweets
6. Pardon My Sobbing
5. Pimples May Surface
4. Pass My Sweatpants
3. Pissy Mood Syndrome
2. Plainly Men Suck
And The Number One Is:
1. Pass My Shotgun
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