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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about five minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
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Same thing...
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started by
michaelcarl
(02.05.2003 6:32:02 PM EST)
happened to a friend. But it was his car, he's just happy that he called a cop a nazi.
Wouldn't it be great.......
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started by
tjshere
(02.05.2003 8:41:35 AM EST)
If the car in question belonged to his supervisor's wife?
Damn funny joke here, redneck. Vaguely familiar, but still damn funny.
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