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By: sleepwalker2000	Published: 03/03/2004
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lmfao (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (03.03.2004 8:50:18 PM EST) pretty good ...

20. (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (03.03.2004 2:59:10 PM EST) Goofball.com announces the winner of the "October 2002 Limerick Contest".

19. (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (03.03.2004 2:58:24 PM EST) Bengay Cryingame and Lotta Cox finally announce they are officially splitting up, due to lack of interest in their realtionship.

Funny (0 replies) started by beo469 (03.03.2004 1:21:43 PM EST) #2 is great- they had to get an out of stater to do it, though! Maybe it was the recently re-admitted Jeb "The South Postpones Rising Again For Yet Another Year" Bush! Ha ha

Bwaaa hahahahaha (0 replies) started by tjshere (03.03.2004 5:48:37 AM EST) Damn, these are good ones and I'd never seen any of them before. I'm not sure I get the first one though.

LMAO @ (0 replies)   started by thecritic (03.03.2004 0:34:55 AM EST) the very last one about Clinton and the candy striper.. hahahaha

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