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Welfare Or Work?

By: bigjohn2Published: 06/03/2003
 
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A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur / bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided.

Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays.

"The salary package is $200,000 a year.".

"The young man said, "You're bullshitting me man!"

"The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

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    I never heard it before (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.03.2003 10:51:25 AM EST)

    Great punch line. Love dem BJ submissions. Major goofballs for this one.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Funny Joke, Big J (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.03.2003 9:01:52 AM EST)


    It may not be new, but it's still funny.
    (The true ones, are always the funniest)

    Happens to me (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.03.2003 7:51:07 AM EST)

    all the time! LOL

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

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    started by roger
    (06.03.2003 1:43:43 AM EST)


    You're on a roll Big John

    keep 'em coming, they're hilarious

    a fistful of goofballs 'atcha

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