Sleeping Pills
By: roger	Published: 05/21/2003
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she has a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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HEY PEOPLE (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (05.22.2003 9:06:57 AM EST) It's a new and a good one for the Ol' Grand Patron......and I was gone too. Damn.

lmfao (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (05.21.2003 4:02:56 PM EST) ^5

Yes...... (0 replies) started by tjshere (05.21.2003 4:51:18 AM EST) Drinking the juice is always a great way for a young lady to avoid pregnancy. ;^) Great submission Roger ^5 all the way buddy. hahahahaha

How times change (0 replies) started by marvin (05.21.2003 4:18:30 AM EST) gils used to have to get the pill without their parents knowing.

Great Idea... (0 replies) started by michaelcarl (05.21.2003 3:50:16 AM EST) why did'nt I think of it. I agree with Roger, Roger.

WOW (0 replies)   started by roger (05.21.2003 1:47:53 AM EST) Great submission Roger ^5 all the way buddy. hahahahaha Just protecting my sheep

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