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The Class Of 2005

By: acidintervalPublished: 06/18/2003
 
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Just in case you weren't feeling old enough today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the Faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshman.

Here is this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1983.

They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan Era and probably did not know he had ever been shot.

They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.

There has been only one Pope in their lifetime.

They were 10 when the Soviet Union broke apart and do not remember the Cold War.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Tianamen Square means nothing to them.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums.

The statement "You sound like a broken record" means nothing to them.

They have never owned a record player.

They have likely never played Pac Man and have never heard of Pong.

They may have never heard of an 8 track. The Compact Disc was introduced when they were 1 year old.

They have always had an answering machine.

Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black and white TV.

They have always had cable.

There have always been VCRs, but they have no idea what BETA was.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

They don't know what a cloth baby diaper is, or know about the "Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up" commercial.

Feeling old Yet? There's more:

They were born the year that Walkmen were introduced by Sony.

Roller skating has always meant inline for them.

Michael Jackson has always been white.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They have never seen Larry Bird play.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as W.W.I, W.W.II and the Civil War.

They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in Iran.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. (The correct answer, by the way, is Ork)

They never heard: "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel," or "De plane, de plane!"

They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. was.

Kansas, Chicago, Boston, America, and Alabama are places, not bands.

There has always been MTV.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet?

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    Of course (4 replies)
    started by meesha
    (06.18.2003 8:12:30 PM EST)

    they have other stories that they'll get to tell their kids about - 9/11, war against Iraq, the space shuttle breaking up...

    Makes the 70's and 80's not seem so bad. :-)

    Great post, Acid.



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    hey! =p (4 replies)
    started by funnyguy430
    (06.18.2003 8:14:11 AM EST)

    i take offense =P i was born in 83 and i know what at least 60% of those things were...*goes and cries in the corner*

    How about (5 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.18.2003 7:14:55 AM EST)

    7 oz Coke Bottles.
    Beer cans you need an opener for.
    Then pull off tabs on cans.
    Playboys without Pubic hair.
    Marilyn Chambers and the Ivory Snow scandle.
    Pot was $10 an ounce.
    Muscle Cars.
    Cars falling completely apart at 100,000 miles.
    and dare I saw it, the movie "Old Yeller".

    It's no wonder (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.18.2003 5:36:44 AM EST)

    there's a generation gap .... and it seems to get less in age as the years go by.

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    LMAO @ Roger (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.18.2003 1:47:38 AM EST)

    That sumbitch gets more laughs out of his Ole Yeller jokes than I do out of my best cut & pastes. Horse's ass! Hahahaha.

    Oh, and hey, what about movies? Flicks like E.T. and Star Wars are ancient history to these whipper snappers. And what about drive-in theaters? "New" Coke. The Pepsi Challenge. Mt. St. Helens. Hurricane Andrew.

    Geez, now I'm putting myself to sleep. LOL

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    No, not old.... just sleepy (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.18.2003 0:12:49 AM EST)



    waaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha

    Come on Old Yeller before they kill you....

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