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Borrowing The Car

By: bigjohn2Published: 08/13/2003
 
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A son walks into the living room and asks his dad to borrow the car because he has a hot date.

The dad says, "Sure, as soon as you cut your long hair."

The boy smiles and thinking he has outsmarted his dad replies, "Dad, Jesus had long hair."

The dad replied, "Yeah, and Jesus walked every where he went too, didn't he?"

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    Yup... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (08.17.2003 11:50:14 AM EST)
    Jesus shaves too

    "Wank on. Wank off."

    hahahaha (0 replies)
    started by meesha
    (08.13.2003 3:26:26 PM EST)
    Funny joke, BJ.

    I'll leave you a bunch of goofballs, too.

    Meow

    ^5 on the joke (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.13.2003 7:15:46 AM EST)

    Man we were on a roll there. One day in a row with a new joke. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
    Hahahahahahaha

    Wow (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.13.2003 2:46:37 AM EST)
    This joke must be from the 60s or 70s, all the kids have buzz jobs these days. Great punchline though, I'll leave ya some goofballs, BJ.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    too funny (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (08.13.2003 1:13:41 AM EST)
    lmao

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