"It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge). I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all to travel up there and take a look at it, and you can make the determination as to how beautiful that country is." -George W. Bush, at a White House Press conference, March 29, 2001
Random Quote
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." — Rod Stewart
Snapple Facts
#11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her blood type is Ragu.
One Liners
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email? A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manuals".
It was the morning after the consummation of the marriage of two senior citizens. The new bride awoke purring. Hearing her husband running water in the bathroom, she said, "Did you just brush your teeth?"
The husband answered, "Yes, dear. And while I was at it, I brushed yours too."
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