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The Fourth Husband

By: damselPublished: 07/07/2004
 
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Bumping into a woman on the sidewalk, a really handom man apologized, "Pardon me!"

"That's quite all right," the woman replied. "You look just like my fourth husband."

"Wow!" he said. "How many times have you been married?"

She winked at him and said, "Three."

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    I'll bet ....... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.07.2004 8:49:43 AM EST)


    she keeps a lawyer on retainer too.

    *yawn* (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (07.07.2004 5:51:01 AM EST)


    Bo biggie, stuff like that happens to me all the time.

    Waaaa hahahahahahaha!

    Good `un, Damsel!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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