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What Will Our Baby Be Named?

By: luvly1Published: 12/27/2004
 
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A young girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself.

Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her.

Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, ask him,'What will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them off."

So off she went.

After a little while at the party, boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her.

She asked him, "What will our baby be named?"

The boy found some excuse and disappeared.

Some time later, the same thing happened again.

A boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders ... and she stopped him and asked about the baby's name, and he ran off.

Later on, another boy invited her for a walk.

After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, "What will our baby be named?"

He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off.

"What will our baby be named?" she asked once more.

He began to have sex with her.

"What will our baby be named?!" she asked again.

After he was done, he took off his "full" condom, gave it a knot, and said, "If he gets out of this one... David Copperfield!"

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LOL (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(12.27.2004 11:21:52 AM EST)


Houdidi would work, too.

But even if his answer was "I don't care", at least he was smart enough to wait till he was finished to answer the question.

my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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started by bigjohn2
(12.27.2004 8:44:33 AM EST)

never heard that one before..that was great...

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