"It's going to be very important for the Iraqi authorities to reach out to those people and talk about a system that guarantees minority rights, and a system which says that for some the future is bright." —Bush, speaking in Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003
Random Quote
"When they talk about taxing the rich, they're really talking about taxing the working men and women of this country." — George Bush
Snapple Facts
#177 The first sailing boats were built in Egypt.
Yo Mama ...
house is is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
One Liners
Q: Why did the gunman break the deaf and mute girl's fingers? A: So she couldn't tell anyone about it!
A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign.
"Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?" yelled an irate man.
She rolled down her window and yelled back, "What makes you think these are all mine ?"
put up with screaming kids asking a thousand questions and be perfectly happy.
But I saw one little thing trying to be funny that she misunderstood and all hell breaks loose.
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