"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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#26 The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She went on a light diet... is so fat, as soon as it's light, she starts eating!
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Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
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Thanx Beach Bum!
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j9nh
(09.09.2004 9:03:35 PM EST)
Those were some good anticdotes ... I especially liked the last one! I am spoiled ... being from New Hampshire almost everyone speaks English (however, some of us don't pronounce our "r's" or put them where they don't belong!).
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