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By: acidintervalPublished: 03/15/2005
 
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How come when you mix water and flour together you get GLUE?

and then you ad EGGS and SUGAR.

and you get CAKE?

Where did the GLUE go?

Need and answer?

You know darn well where it went! Thats what makes the CAKE stick to your BUTT!

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    I didn't know any of this shit.
    Is there going to be a test?
    If so, I need to study.

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