"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue
Random Quote
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison For three years, not Princeton." —Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King
Snapple Facts
#124 Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
One Liners
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon.
The man went to the front desk and asked for a room, saying, "This is a very special 'casion. It's our weddin' night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed."
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?"
The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."
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