"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of SaddamHussein, the history of Saddam Hussein and his willingness to terrorizehimself." Source: The Washington Post, "With Edwards, White House Shows First-StrikeCapability," Dana Milbank, Feb. 11, 2003
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Yo Mama ...
so fat she don't have cellulite she's got cellu-heavy!
One Liners
Q: What are the three words women hate to hear most when having sex? A: "Honey, I'm home!"
This same technique to get rid of my ex-wife, but I have to keep her around so I can make jokes about her.
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