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Wise Grandmother

By: misspkPublished: 10/30/2005
 
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The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that but every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks...

And believe me, it helps me sleep at night.

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    LMAO..... (0 replies)
    started by tazdevil
    (10.31.2005 11:37:25 PM EST)
    Great to see your sig again!!

    I'll give you a...

    **Wink, Giggle, Blush**

    Fan-TAZ-Tic joke!!!1

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    started by sleepwalker2000
    (10.30.2005 6:21:15 PM EST)
    I guess that would help...

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    Grandma's Sleeping Pill (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.30.2005 3:04:06 PM EST)

    Yes......

    Drinking the juice is always a great way for a young lady to avoid pregnancy. ;^)

    Great submission PK

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.30.2005 7:47:56 AM EST)

    TJ retired
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    started by roger
    (10.30.2005 0:49:51 AM EST)

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