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A Love Story

By: ajk454Published: 10/02/2006
 
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I will seek and find you ...

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

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    I've dated her (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.02.2006 8:54:40 AM EST)

    she can be a mean bitch too.
    LOL

    good one AJK

    Short, to the point (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (10.02.2006 5:36:00 AM EST)

    and not to be sneezed at!

    Good one, AJK!

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